Our dedicated Pre-School detective team put their super sleuthing skills to work this week as they cornered off their classroom to figure out what exactly had gone on in there!
After a lengthy but scrupulous investigation, made trickier by some incidents trying to throw them off the scent, like bear hunt obstacle deadends, far too many sticky porridge oats, the ‘Bear Hop’, Pudsey Ears and bear face-making type interruptions, as well as an extensive bank of varying witness statements from the The Three Bears and all their bear friends, our top detectives finally solved the case, successfully discovering who dunnit, with a little help from some story spoons no less!
“Who was the culprit?” I hear you cry. Well, it turns out it was GOLDILOCKS (that little pickle!)! She was the one that climbed in through the kitchen window, spilling oats, breaking bowls, chairs and beds! It was her fault Baby Bear had no porridge for his breakfast because she had eaten it all up and it’s thanks to her that Baby Bear remained hangry for the rest of the day, because he couldn’t even go to bed for a nap, because she was fast asleep in it! The cheek!
You’ll be pleased to know that all’s well that ends well because Goldilocks has been cautioned and arrested for the crime by the police, and remains in custody as she currently awaits trial with the Fairy Godmother. Pre-School can thereby confirm this case is officially closed and promise things will get back to normal next week. Phew!
